Spring Breaketh my back and soul

What was I thinking? Trying to at like a 30 year old cleaning my nasty shed out that is filled with filth and JUNK. Why do I hang onto everything? I hope I don't turn into one of those pack racks that are on TV now. I would rather be on Clean House!!!! I think I could move everything in the garage into my living areas and let someone call and turn me in..that sounds like a great idea! I wouldn't even argue over the things they want to get rid of except the broken record player that I teethed on, all my Raggedy Ann and Andy collection, my pig collection, my rooster collection, my Aunt Jemima collection...oh dear forget about it!!! I don't want to get rid of anything that has sentimental value. I think I am just going to pay someone to come clean the outside junk because I DON'T want any of it. We have gone through 3 lawn mowers in the past year. They are all sitting proudly in the backyard collecting spiders and bugs. Now my yard looks like a weedlot. I can't grow flowers, but I sure can grow weeds!
Now I really don't know how people manage to have things done when they work. I have called Direct TV twice now and they came on Monday within a time frame of 8-12, fixed the boxes and then one of them quit working by Wednesday. Well now they are coming on Thursday within a time frame of 12-4. I was planning on getting a pedicure at 1:30 with Brianna, but now I wonder if I will be able to leave the stinking house!! Plus I bought 7 ceiling fans and have been waiting patiently all week for him to show up. I hate to sound like a nagger, but I did call him back today and he said he MIGHT make it this week, if not then next week. Guess what Sherlock? I work next week!! I tried really hard to get as much done as possible while I had off. This is really stressful because I like things done yesterday.
Things I did get accomplished: scored over 400,000 points on Bejeweled, made it to the bank for Byron, bought 2 vehicle stickers(whatever they are called), made 3 trips to Bastrop to Lowes and WalMart, made it to Bri's softball game, redecorated the guys' bathroom, tried to redo mine but ran out of steam, put Bo in the backyard about a thousand times, tried to fix the fence so he wouldn't get out, cleaned the shed, planted my fake plants,
vacuumed, played more Bejeweled, and tried to install new ceiling vents. Wow that sounds like a fun Spring Break.