Walking fa...

I don't understand what happens to your body as you get older.....The older I get, the more I fart. Mother would say, "Now, Lisa. Don't say that!" But it is the truth. I am not "breaking wind" as Mother called it. I am actually shooting bb's as I walk down the hall to make my morning coffee. I have this fear that one of Brianna's friends will be in the kitchen or in her room and hear me as I triumphantly march to the kitchen. I am constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure no one is around to hear! The worst part of this bodily function is that it is now hitting me everyday at 3:20. Thank you body for waiting till the bell rings and the children are gone. I only have to be careful when I am on duty. I carefully position myself away from others because I CAN NOT control it. It rolls out like a precisioned drumroll. I am sorry if I have offended anyone by my comments (that would be Cheri or Cari because you are my only 2 followers) but I had to get this off my chest!!!!!